Sorry about the radio silence the past couple of weeks. I’d like to blame the holidays, but truth be told, I just haven’t had anything to post. Forcing words for the sake of keeping a schedule would make for a terrible read anyway. I did you a favor, but we should talk about this for a minute.
I haven’t had anything to post, because I have been (am) on what some call a plateau. I call it Jits Funk. You don’t feel like you’re getting any better. You see others progressing faster than you. You get tapped 178 times in 90 minutes. Whatever. It’s all good. But it does take a good bit of mental fortitude though to trust in the process. The best way to describe it is comparable to reading a good book. The first chapter really has you hooked. As you continue to read, you can feel the writing coming to some conclusion which would bring you to the next chapter, but the pages just keep coming. You thumb ahead to see how many pages you have left in the chapter, and you make some assumptions about what could possibly fill that space. We’ve all done it.
Well, when it comes to Jits Funk, you can’t thumb ahead. There is no way to tell how many pages you have left before you reach that next chapter. So what to do? Stop trying to thumb ahead and be more present. And that is just what I will do. The story has been pretty good so far, and I fully intend to keep on reading. I’ll just “Keep-On Funkin-On” until that magic moment happens when that one puzzle piece makes itself known. I’ll be sure to let you know when it does. I know it cannot be forced. I also know there is more than one puzzle piece missing. I’m just impatient.
With all that out of the way, time to lighten things as we always do here at JD. Two topics come up time and again. First, stank. We all love a good stank story. Second, your balls. The GOAT. Allow me to cite Jits Golden Rule #84 which is, and I quote, “Once seen, one cannot un-see another person’s balls.” I cannot un-see your balls. Loose fitting shorts and your Fruit of the Looms should not be your first option for Jits attire. One option is to get yourself a Gi from AK. Your second option is castration. The end result though should be the same. If you think this may apply to you, it probably does. Like that one crazy person person in your family. But wait, you say you don’t have a crazy person in your family. Then it is likely you. Same same. Balls balls.
That’s all for now folks. Roll on.